The House
Reviews
If I could I would give this place a zero. No had to tell the waitress I wanted to order after waiting for 10min after receiving my drink. Ordered crawfish. Crawfish came out and they were little, soggy, unsatisfying. I also ordered a corn to go with and the corn was rotten. I asked for another and I have yet to get another corn. No napkins were given when the crawfish came out. I mean c'mon at least give us a little attention. ITS CRAWFISH! Ordered fried pickles. They are okay. A little salty and I waited for them for about 15 min while other guests were getting their cooked burgers. Horrible service. Horrible crawfish. Horrible expereince. On a little good note. Drinks were semi good. But overall I would not want to come back.
Is it hard to try to hard and not try hard enough? I don't know, but this place seems like it. Located next to a Lebanese restaurant on Washington Avenue, this Sports/Hipster/Hookah bar located on the first floor of an old house is your destination if you want to feel like you're taking tavern recommendations from a SNL character. This bar has it all. A funny smell. Loads of shiny varnish. Sticky floors/tables/counter-tops. Wait staff who forget your order. Wait staff who bring you the wrong beer. Mediocre food. Is this the dive you were looking for? Probably not. Is this the dive you'll come back to? Probably not. Was this place even trying to be an ironic dive? Sadly, probably not. I understand that this place is probably too new to really have hit hit their stride. They're trying to be a little bit of everything to everyone and come up short all around.
