Hey if you're reading this and you're judging me, then you my friend are a hypocrite. The only reason you're reading this is because you're thinking about going. Well, don't think too hard. Just go. Do it. Bring greenbacks. And lots of it. Oh, and leave your wife/gf at home. So, again, as you read further into this review. Don't judge me. I work hard. I spend my money. And yes, I love my wife...and she knows that I'm a guest at Palazio and even will make the rare appearance with me. My buddies and I roll in, pay the cover cheaper compared to to other comparable strip clubs in Austin. But who the hell cares, the minute we walk in to this place our jaws did a collective drop as we are greeted by a line of smoking hot waitresses. I had to pick my friends jaw up from the vegas style carpeted floor because I didn't want him looking to thirsty or desperate within seconds of walking in. We find a little corner to hang out on this busy night. As our waitress seats us and begins to take our order its hard to miss the swimming pool sized LCD screen tastefully set right behind the main stage. Oh me oh my. Girls here girls there from every corner of the globe. Ecuador/Puerto Rican girl? Check. 6'2" Brazilian girl?. Check. Country girl from Kansas? Check. College girl from UT? Check. Teen Mom girl from that reality show? Check Not a single girl in there that was not worthy of heading to the coast and being a Vegas dancer. And yes, girls were coming at us left and right. But don't take it personally boys, that's their job. There was one that found me for a private dance. $100 for 5 private dances and she even threw in a couple of complimentary dances and some decent conversation not simply hitting me for my cash and running to the next customer...such is life when youre hung and go to spend money. lol I prefer the VIP section as you make your way towards the back of the club. The booths are spacious and perfect for that private dance. Not to mention the private VIP restroom so you do not have to track your way back to the front of the club. I'll spare you readers the in-depth details. Palazio is the best that Austin has to offer. Hands Down

i have finally found the the best cabaret in Texas! the decor in this place fenomenal and the dancers are so freaking hot.i just love this place and i recommended to everyone and ill b back every change i get AWESOME

Who doesn't love some bacon wrapped shrimp while they're getting a private dance? It's a classy joint. The girl's are professional. They would never try and take your money. There's a place to park. Get the soup of the day!

We downloaded the free cover charge from their website and were all excited and dressed up nicely and had pockets full of cash. But when we got there (2/22/14) I was told by a pale freckled face slightly redheaded and sickly looking lady with no welcome smile and absolutely no customer service skills that "that wont work tonight" and the cover charge was $20.00. Why I asked. Because it was a fight night she said "and that's just the way it is". No apology, no smile. I told her we weren't interested in the fight, and besides the fight was halfway over. The unsmiling lady wouldn't budge. But my wife was excited that I was finally taking her to a strip club so I thought what the heck and reached for my wallet when she said "$20.00, Each!". We turned around and left feeling humiliated. So I took my wife to Expose where there was no cover charge and the staff were friendly and we had a great time there. The Expose staff we talked to said that they often hear how rude and snobbish the Palazio is.

I work in the service industry and I wanted to express what a great time I had over the weekend at this place. The club is very clean and the ambiance is awesome. Strip clubs aren't all about the girls (yes I went there). It is about the overall experience, environment and levels of service you receive and the Palazio hits the mark on all 3 of these. The managers attended to the customers as well as made sure the dancers were taken care of (from what I can see). The waitstaff always asked if i needed a drink but wouldn't roll their eyes or give me a snide comment if I refused to order another. The girls (from my experience) weren't giving me a bad attitude if I didn't want any dances or want to buy any drinks for them. I did not have one issue while I was there. I should also note I was in Austin from Wednesday until Sunday and only planned on going once but ended up going all the days I was visiting. Contribute positively to the environment and I guarantee you will have a great experience here. People that stood out over the weekend Manager - David B. He really was great at running the floor and taking care of all the customers as well as his staff. He seems like the type of manager that is vested in his role and wants to make sure his staff is happy and the environment is good so the business can flourish. Waitstaff - Corrine & Anna They were our waitresses the majority of the time and they were awesome. Cool to talk to, sent girls our way if we requested, and always brought us drinks when we needed them. Men's bathroom attendants - Both of them were awesome and chill. Dancers - Shout out to Dee because she is awesome. Buy a dance from her and treat her right. You wont be disappointed