Casey's General Store
Reviews
I found shopping at Casey's General Store to be a mostly pleasant experience. I was upset when they didn't have 10,000 piece Pizza Roll boxes but the mountain lion behind the counter talked me down from my fit of suicidal rage in a manner most professional and kind. I was then able to make my purchase of 50 cans of Monster, 5 boxes of 250 matches, 10 cans of lighter fluid, and a 50 pack of industrial razor blades. I was also able to fill the back-up fuel tanks on my gyrocopter and have enough money left over to hire a homeless man to defecate in my closest friends kitchen sink which is truly a shining example of Casey's great prices. I will surely be shopping at Casey's again in the near future which, in reality, would really be the very, very far future as I will have invented a time machine in the year 2095 and then use it to travel only a few days from now so I may buy some of their very reasonably priced pizza and coffee. Thank you Casey's General Store for correcting the Great Aphid Infestation of 2103. A statue will be erected in the Horsehead galaxy in your honor. I also thank you for your many convenient locations.
Outstanding pizza!
