tldr; you will walk out of here with money in your pocket. That might sound nice, but anyone who's been to a decent strip club before understands why that is a problem. In short, disappointed. Girls, guys go to strip clubs to get attention. Typically, this means guys are there to PAY for attention. With cash. I came in here with 300. I walked out with 150. This is a shock to me. I never expect to walk into a strip club or a casino and walk out with money. I sat all over this place while I was there. I was waving a wad of cash around, 100 1 dollar bills. Perhaps I am more used to strip clubs in Tampa or Miami. Definitely not a place I would recommend for anyone looking to find attention from the girls. Another down side for me was the LACK of girls. Quality was meh, there were 1 or two that grabbed my attention, but for the most part, girls were barely above average. But like I said, i was looking for attention. I almost had to force myself into a lap dance which is totally strange for me. I guess it could be the Key West lifestyle. The girls were not pushy at all, in fact complete opposite. The one lap dance I did get was great. It came from a girl who actually did approach me on the stage. It took her 3 trips to realize that she had me turned on. I tipped her up front and tipped the DJ, which the both found strange, but she gave me more than what I bargained for which was nice. That is probably because my experience in strip clubs has taught me how to treat the ladies. At least this one recognized it, but I have to assume by the way the ladies were acting towards me and others they were simply not used to having men that frequent strip clubs show up ready to receive attention. They simply didn't know how to act. And I have to agree, the service was awful despite my generous tipping. I only give this 2 stars because of the one girl I was able to find that finally realized why I was there. She gave me more than I expected in a lap dance in the 2nd tier room. Otherwise, if you are looking for cheap attention in Key West, meaning attention you get with cash, I have to believe you won't find it if Bare Assets is the best the Keys have to offer.

I went on Sunday night at 9ish, there were only a single digit number of girls, however they were very good. The back rooms were disappointing with basically a long couch that affords little privacy and the dance pole is one story. However, the interior was very nice and clean and service was great. Overall a pretty good experience.

Very bad place. Never go there. The women are ugly, stuff is horrible, they tend to just steal your money. This place is total trash; trust me you better stay away from it.

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This club is the best club I've worked at!! I travel all over and work and bare assets is the most laid back, comfortable place to work. People say its small or not busy but they obviously are not regulars or think they have higher standards than most people!! Because GIRLS there are tonsss of regulars that go there waiting to give you money ON TOP of a million tourists during the season! To the girls who only made $50 you must really SUCK because I've seen girls come and go with much more than that who didn't really have anything special going on!! Even first timers who made a killing just looking cute!! Bare Assets will always be my favorite the girls are nice the bouncers are awesome same for the bartenders!!! Definitely the best strip club in Key West