I went to this club today to hang out and celebrate my first full paycheck living in Santa Barbara, I hadn't heard much positive things said about this place, especially online, but I never take reviews as truth, and I am glad I don't. I got there early so obviously it was a little slow to start, but that would be unfair to say it was the club's fault in any way, I went early to check it out and kill time until it would be busy, but the guy at the door (Christian) went through the extra effort to get some girls out on the floor, even though I told him not to worry about it. It wasn't long before they brought out a wonderful gal (Jessie) onto the stage, I was impressed, she was not the most voluptuous woman but she knew very well how to use her body to the fullest. Next they brought out a woman named Genevieve, she was friendly and found out my weaknesses very fast. I bought two lap dances at a great price and there she worked more on my personal desires. I was extremely pleased with all of their performances, and plan to be a regular here. I recommend it for just about everyone, I know there are people who say places like this might be "ghetto" or "slow" but I am from Santa Maria, I know what happens when both of those are put together and this place was above what I have seen in the past. Again, I suggest this as a good place to bring friends to hang out and have fun, like I plan to next Friday.

i recieved a dance here one night from a girl with dark black hair and a peace sign on her hip and and had the most beautiful natural boobs i have ever seen! Now I need to stop in there every other week when im in santa barbara for business to see this amazing body. If any one gets the experience to conversate with Lexi,,,i give her a 10! must get a dance from her!!!!!! the club in general is kinda small and most girls don't seem to wanna work for there money and this one did. for santa barbara it's ok....

A library gets me more excited. This place is horrible beyond. Was just cruising around town at9pm, saw it and thought I'd give it a test. $15 bucks at the door. Entered. The tinniest of rooms, a stage the size of a bed, and no girls, at all. Two old guys sitting around. Eventually, one girl entered the stage, and to be honest, one of the two older guys sitting around would have been a better choice to get naked for dollars. I fled. Yikes.

Easily the worst/smallest club I have been to and I have been to a lot. Not worth 15 bucks make sure you get the online coupon for free entry and goodluck the only thing that I can guarantee is that you won't have a good time. No alcohol as well.

Genuine people if you are genuine.