Palisades Restaurant
Reviews
My dad and I took a week long motorcycle trip and this town was our third night. This restaurant was great. We sat outside on a lovely patio, and it was warm out and they were fine with me putting candles in my dad's food and singing happy birthday to him (cause obviously it was his birthday that day [i'm the best daughter ever i know]). The staff were all super chill. Hipster-y and cute and what not. The interior was nice and the bathrooms were clean. I'd go here again.
I wish there was a 0 stars option. The food is worse than vomit. Your food is guarenteed to be served raw, or overcooked, with the texture of diarrhea. The "chicken chicken" literally had the texture of a live snail, and had bone fragments all throughout it. I have lived in the valley for 18 years, and there is a reason I have literally never eaten at this place. Co-worker bought lunch, and i feel as though this was punishment for something. It's literally the worst food I, and 4/5 of the others that had it, have ever had. A heath inspection should really be performed, especially since one of their cuts of prime rib was LITERALLY raw. He asked for rare, and it came out cold, literally blood dripping off plate. He later told me he vomited in the bathroom after four bites. He may be too nice to say something, but I am not. I hope this place gets shutdown ASAP as it should be.
I find it strange that google doesn't want me to rate food in a restaurant. Food was ok. Reuben did not have sauce. Buffalo chicken on southern fried chicken had way too much sauce. Service was great.
Our experience was dampened by a lackluster waiter; it was evident at least some of the other wait staff were motivated. Salad, sandwiches, nachos, fries were good. Not as great the french bread pizza. The covered deck was comfortable and and relaxing. We would eat there again.
The service was rather good. The quesadilla had too much cheese and didn't taste very good. My friends got the fish and chips which were just okay. My Taste of Spring salad was pretty good.
