Reviews
Ordered the Seth Rogen Blue Plate Special, with baked potato, but for some reason they had taken if off the menu. Had a hot dog instead, looked like a pomeranian. Went to the washroom after Great Leader used it. He didn't flush.
One of the best places to sit and stare at an empty plate in this town. Be sure to get a seat early when the Great Leader arrives. It is always special to watch him eat. Sometimes I like to stare at my barren plate and just think that any one of the Kims could have eaten off of that very plate. They have the best imaginary meat sandwiches.
My experience was very Kim-y. Lot's of Kim. Much kim. Too much Kim.
No food but ample supply of crispy cockroaches! Wait staff had been imprisoned for missing worship hour of glorious leader when a fire broke out. Come and get it comrades!!
