Reviews
The Purple Door is a gentlemen’s club (I use the term loosely) which left me and my associates with a sour taste and not for the reasons I would have ideally preferred. We were invited by a rep off the street under the guise of entry, a free dance and two “free” drinks for £20 which seemed reasonable. Upon entry we were greeted with an atmosphere more akin to brothel set up in a gulag than any strip bar I’ve ever been in. The room was small, dark and filled with a class of girl that are more likely to feature in a David Attenborough documentary than Page 3. The girls were unfriendly and demanding instantly, with none of the usual chit chat. They point blank refused to accept the voucher for a free dance and instead aggressively pursued us for drinks from the bar which were horrendously over priced at £5 a bottle. Our second free drink was elusive and not fulfilled until we had spoken to the manager. He failed to make the free dance ever materialise and when I asked if I could have it with the one girl who didn’t look like she was out on parole he said she was for VIPs only. His lack of English and the general ambiance gave the impression the girls demeanour may have derived from how he ran the operation. We left after 30 minutes. I paid for one dance before leaving during which I realised I had vastly overestimated the “Max Load” my lap could take having obviously drunkenly confused myself with a forklift. Leeds has many far better, happier and more reasonable establishments to accommodate horny superficial degenerates like me.
Just been here tonight. We sat in the top part, there were 2 girls, who were not the best. (Its a small place). We got cards for a free drink and "free" dance. We got our free drinks, then my mate went for a "free" lap dance and hestill had to pay a tenner....thats not free. I advise anyone who plans to go here, dont, there are much better mens clubs about in Leeds.
