This is how it went down. I checked reviews, could't believe it was that bad and thought yeah karaoke on a wed we could have a look at that. Asked reception at the hotel if reviews were accurate and was advised yes but you might have fun just from laughing at the people that go. They also referred to it as "Smuts" and described it as a car park with carpet advising not to expect too much and you may have a good time. Being lovers of a laugh and especially karaoke my group decided to go and give it a whirl. Upon entry the bouncer was rude and generally hopeless with people except for the underage girls that he seemed to let in quite readily and once inside he followed us in and moved us to another table because he couldn't see the TV anymore from the entry. Once inside you can smell nothing but urine and something else I couldn't put my finger on but dead animals are more of a breath of fresh air. I also immediately noticed that the place is a car park as it is pretty much separated from the car park next to it by a paper thin wall and two fire doors they have chocked open at all times which is unfair to the car park as it brings it down with it. (The car park seemed the nicer place). The Barmen is a slimy fat little grub shaped like an apple and has the personality of a boiled cabbage that's had a bad day and promptly informed us that prices go up on drinks about 50c an hour and that even though they advertise karaoke to start at 8 it won't be on until 10, which turned out to be a lie also. The owner was mulling around in a singlet looking exactly like Jabba the Hut so I was fast realizing that everything in the reviews had been right so far. Basically after finding out that the only saving grace which was to be the karaoke was never to happen and the place was actually worse than anything any among the group had seen we left. This place was so bad I wish I could give it a rating of worse than terrible as the only good thing that came out of our visit to this location was that for the rest of our trip we were all laughing about the hideousness and lack of quality. One thing though a previous review was a little harsh on is it doesn't smell like vomit anymore because the urine smell was way too bad to possibly make out any vomit. NEVER GO HERE IT IS THE HOLE OF HOLES

If you like the smell of vomit and moth balls, this is the place for you. Dirty, expensive and boring. This is the worst place I've ever been to in my life - I have no idea why anyone would go here, and I especially have no idea why anyone would come back a second time.